Burgers are in the sign, and burgers we found aplenty on Red Robin’s menu. However, I’m not certain that the burgers lived up to the $10 price tag or the “gourmet” billing. I found them satisfying enough…and the bottomless steak fries deter even the most hearty appetites from exploring more of the menu. My party of three started off with a tower of onion rings, which were pleasantly crunchy but had very little of the oniony zing that I looked for. The menu paired the rings with a spicy, tangy Campfire sauce and the typical ranch dressing, which ensured that the rings were consumed quickly.

On to the main course. Our host assured us that everything on the menu could be customized to our liking. My friend was eyeballing their sliders, but wanted “burger” sliders instead of the steak sliders advertised. Though our eager waitperson professed that the sliders could be prepared the way she wanted, my friend’s meal did not arrive as a requested. Two out of the three sliders were summarily consigned to a doggie bag.

For my lunch, I ordered the Bleu Cheese burger, with red onions subbing for the onion straws. Once I finally eliminated all the pesky steak fries on my plate, I attacked the burger and found it to my liking. My fiance played it safe and ordered the house Bacon Cheeseburger and also had no complaints.

Red Robin designed many wildly-creative names for some of their signature drinks. Had I not ordered a soda, I would have loved to have tried their smoothies or milkshakes. Alas, the steep pricing might be a deterrent to future visits–I feel my calories would be better spent at Snuffer’s or Jake’s for half Red Robin’s asking price.

I have glimpsed true Philly cheesesteak greatness in the DFW area, and its staunchest purveyor is Fred’s Downtown Philly. Before Fred’s, pretenders paraded before me, claiming they knew how to serve up a good cheesesteak, but I learned to my dismay of my foolishness. I knew nothing about what a real Philly cheesesteak should taste like, and Fred’s has opened my eyes. Great calorie-glopping loads of grilled steak and onions, cheese whiz (or a cheese of your choice), cradled by a soft warm bun–I have not been disappointed in the two visits I paid Fred’s. Both their Plano and Allen locations have shown me the light, and I will proclaim Fred’s magnificence to any who would listen. Run, don’t walk, to this altar of Philly cheesesteak goodness.

And for those of you craving authentic Philly fare, make sure to add TastyKakes to with your meal. You will be hard-pressed to find these anywhere in Texas–in the deep South!